Wednesday 15 January 2014

Some More Tongue Twisters

ENGLISH TONGUE TWISTERS

1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Pete Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper Picked?

2.I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

3. How many boards could the Mongol hordes got bored?

4. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

5. Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

6. Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.

7. Copy knows pseudonoise codes.

8. Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

9. The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

10. Something in a thirty acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three- D thoughts of Matthew the thug although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

11. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

12. Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

13. You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

14. Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

15. Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

16. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

17. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

18. Stupid superstition!

19.There was a fisherman named fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.

20. World Wide Web.

21. To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! 
             To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!  
A dull dark dock, a life long lock, A Short sharp shock, A big black block!
              To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! 

22. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

23. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

24. Luke Luck likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luck Luck licks lakes. Lucks duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

25. Seventy seven benevolent elephants

26. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

27. Santa's Short Suit Shrunk

28. I was born on a pirate ship

29. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

30. Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses

31. In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever' appen.

32. One- one was a race horse.
       Two- two was one too. 
       One-one won one race
       Two-two won one too

33. Eleven benevolent elephants

34. Celibate celebrant
       celibate celebrant
       celibate celebrant

35. Willy's real rear wheel

36. If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

37. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

38. Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

39. Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?

40. Pirates Private Property

41. What a terrible tongue twister
       What a terrible tongue twister
        What a terrible tongue twister

42. When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write...

43. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose

44. Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month

45. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April

46. Flash message!

47. Frogfeet, flippers, Swimfins

48. hassock hassock, 
      black spoted hassock.
      Black spot on a black
      back of a black spotted hassock

49. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

50. How much ground would a groundhog  hog, if a ground hog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.

51. How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.

52. How much wood could Chuk Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' would chuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a would chuck could and would chuck wood.

53. Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me. My mother's making me marry mary Mac. Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

54. Mr. Toungue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter T.

55. Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen

56. She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

57. She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

58. Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze. Thats what made these three free fleas sneeze.

59. Two tried and true tridents

60. rudder valve reversals

61. birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly i'd have a cow pie in my eye.

62. How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a cannible can nibble cans? As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans.

63. Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.

64. Four Furious friends fought for the phone.

65. Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.

66. Bobby Bippy bought a bat. Bobby Bippy bought a ball. With his bat Bob banged the ball Banged it bump against the wall but so boldly Bobby banged it That he burst his rubber ball Boo! cried Bobby bad luck ball Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball Now to drown his many troubles Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

67. Black background, brown background.

68. Why do you cry willy? Why do you cry? why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?

69. Very well very well very well.

70. Tie twine to three tree twigs.

71. Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

72. Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't ewe?

73. Three short sword sheaths.

74. Caution: Wide Right Turns.

75. Rolling red wagons

76. Green glass globes glow greenly.

77. Robert Wayne Rutter

78. I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop,, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.

79. As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.

80. Black back bat

81. The queen in green screamed.

82. How many berries could a bare berry carry, if a bare berry could carry berries? Well they can't carry berries (which could make you very wary) but a bare berry carried is more scarry!

83. Snap Crackel pop, Snap Crackel pop, Snap Crackel pop

84. Six slimy snails sailed silently

85. I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

86. Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.

87. Red buick, blue buick

88. Roofs of  mushrooms rarely mush too much.

89. he threw three balls.

90. The great Greek grape growers grow great greek grapes.

91. Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.

92. We're real rear wheels.

93. Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.

94. I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

95. Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

96. On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

97. Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.

98. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.

99. How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

100. He threw three free throws.

101. Fresh French fried fly fritters.

102. Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip.

103. I was born on a pirate ship.

104. 2 Y's U R. 2 Y's U B. I C U R. 2 Y's 4 me!

105. Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's

106. Eddie edited it.

107. Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!

108. The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.

109. I'll chew and chew untill my jaws drop.

110. Triple Dickle

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